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Hey Guys! It’s your girl Alexus Renée and I Got The Hook Up on some exclusive information on Wifey and Side Chick Chronicles. So stay tuned because you don’t want to miss it!

I Got The Hook Up on some exclusive information on Wifey/Side Chick Chronicles. Now let’s just get right down to it… I’m going to help you know how to keep your man from getting a side chick. And for you side chicks, if you happen to be one, I’m going to teach you how to remain a good one. Alright?!? So let’s do this!

This information can work for either gender. I’m not being biased, okay? Women if you have a woman or man, men if you have a woman or a man. Hey… whatever your choice is you can use this information to help you out. If you want to keep your man from having a side chick there’s a few things you’re going to have to do. Because you don’t want Shantavia coming and being your man’s 9 to 5 and making you his weekend, right?

Advice for Wifey & Hubby

One good way to keep your man from straying away is to take care of home and not just sexually. You want to be there physically, mentally, spiritually… all that good stuff. But most importantly… sexually. Because we know that men are some sexual beings. It’s just apart of life.

Some of you guys may have become complacent, and letting yourself go. That’s not a good thing to do. You want to make sure you’re taking care of your man at all times and you’re looking your best too. I understand we have kids but that doesn’t matter. You can still take time to take care of yourself so your man is still attracted to you.

I going to make it short and sweet! Make sure you have your pen and your paper so you can take notes. First thing, make sure you’re grapefruiting your man! I promise you it’s a wonderful thing to do. I know you ladies have seen Girls Trip, and it was an amazing movie, and she [Tiffany Haddish] gave you some great tips with an example of the banana and grapefruit. I’m telling you it works.

Also, when your man comes in from work, what is the first thing you should do? Ask him how his day went and then interrupt his mid sentence… now you are on your knees giving him some fellatio. Another tip ladies- you’re going to have to drain his balls LOL! I’m sorry but you have to do it. You have to make sure when he leaves the home, they’re empty! There’s no room for anything else. He’s got to be worn out. Do that to him, at least every other day and he’s going to be happy. Follow that up with going to cook dinner. Don’t fuss about anything, don’t complain, just go do those things.

Fellas, same things for you because ladies want to be taken care of too. So when we come home you should be eating the booty like groceries! Lay us down, rub on our feet, munch on our carpet, do all those good things- because we want to feel loved too!

Advice for Side Chicks

If you happen to be a side chick. I’m going to keep this short and sweet. You know what you were getting into when you started dealing with him. You knew he had a wifey, right? So you have to remain the good side chick. So what you do is, you can’t get upset when he can’t answer his phone or maybe can’t come see you when you want him to. You have to be cool. Find someone else to occupy your time so you’re not upset when you can’t have some of his time.

Being a side chick is not all that bad, you get a lot of perks. You get gifts, you get penis when you want it, and you don’t have to deal with him all of the time. He can go his behind home and you can be at home chilling. Ladies, if you cannot take the emotion out of it when you’re a side chick- my darling you are not going to be a great side chick. Because you cannot be emotionally attached- that’s not what a side chick is.

Wifey & Side Chick Chronicles Contracts

To go a step further. If you happen to be a side chick, I have these wonderful contracts called, “Obey Or Get Away!” So what that means for you side chick ladies, if you’re cutting up and you’re not doing what this contract says then you have to get away from him my dear. And also I have some contracts for you wifey’s and hubby’s too. It’s called, “Please Or Leave!” So if you’re not pleasing your man or your wife then she gets to get her a side n**** and guess what… he’s going to get a side chick.

Sexy Coupons. Apart of the Wifey / Side Chick Chronicles Contract

Don’t forget guys… these contracts come with these wonderful [Sex Me] coupons and you can redeem these coupons at any given time. So if you’re not getting what you want, then you bust out your coupon book and say, “Hey… let me get this today!”

If you want some additional information about the contracts or coupons hit your girl up, because I Got The Hook Up on Wifey / Side Chick Chronicles.